Author Interview – Harry Manners

One of the unexpectedly wonderful things about getting involved in the indie writing community has been getting to know authors like Harry Manners. Back in the day when traditional publishing was the only real option going, I usually only discovered great authors once they’d been established.  Now, I’m finding them at the start of their careers, and that is tremendously exciting.

I think Harry’s going to be an author we’re going to see a lot more of. His Mars-based story The Happy Place was hauntingly sad (and I’m putting it on your recommended-by-SWF reading list). When I read Ruin, the first in his Ruin Saga, I immediately offered to beta read the next because it is exactly the kind of post-apocalyptic saga that I’m a complete sucker for.

I was introduced to Harry by Lucas Bale (another one to watch), and have chatted with him back and forth about his work for a while, but it’s long overdue that I shared him with all my readers too. Like so many super creative people, he has a lot of exciting projects on the go.

It reminds me of this Ursula LeGuin quote: I’m all over. My tentacles are coming out of the pigeonhole in all directions

I can never get enough of suddenly-alone-in-an-empty-world fiction, and I’m not the only one. It’s a genre with an enormous following. What do you think the attraction is?

It’s a sandbox. Science fiction is all about lifting all the usual rules and idioms and rhythms of ordinary life, and exploring mankind’s limits under unusual circumstances. With this particular subgenre, you get to take that to the extreme, pushing people to the edge of what they’re capable of in a desperate scrabble to make sense of their surroundings, and survive. I think it also has a certain degree of symbolism to it; the picture of one person standing alone in a vast and empty world.

People love that. It reminds them of themselves. I suppose we’re all angsty teens, underneath.

Both Ruin and Brink are very visual stories with some incredible descriptive passages that suck the reader into the reality of the world. I know we discussed the possibility that the series might have graphic novel versions. How’s that going?

This is a big one. The idea has been mulling in my mind for a while, but as soon as you mentioned it (and thank you, by the way), I knew it had some legs. You’re right in saying they’re visual stories, as I’m a visual writer; that’s pretty much the only thread of my writing that hasn’t changed over the years.

I’ve done some storyboarding, and it all came so smoothly, I wondered if I shouldn’t have tried to be a filmmaker, instead. It’s a lot of fun! I’ve also scouted around for the right artist, and whittled it down to a short-list—okay, maybe it’s a long-list, but it’s a list that was shorter than the long-long-list.

But I want to do it right. I can picture them in my mind, and I’d never get over it if I didn’t a half-arsed job and they didn’t turn out quite as good as I imagine they could be.

As such, this is sitting very decidedly on the backburner. Not forgotten, but in hibernation. I want to get the whole series written first, and I’ll be graduating from university in two years. Then I’ll have time to really sink my teeth into a project like this.

The Ruin Saga is a big story. It’s multi-character, set over decades and huge in scope. It’s a lot more work than writing a stand-alone novel. How much of the story do you plot in advance?

I’ve been writing in this world for a long time. A lot longer than I’ve been writing the books I’ve sent out into the world. In fact, I first started with a short story I wrote when I was seventeen. Since then, that great empty world has inhabited a special place in my head, growing, and dividing.

I wrote a novel when I was twenty that was over a thousand pages long. I tried to get it published, and got an agent, and was in talks with publishers who liked it. But they wanted it cut down, broken into three books and completely re-written.

I wasn’t going to gut my story just to get it to the shelves—don’t peg me for a whiney author, here; I’m all for heavy editing where it’s due, but the changes they asked for would have turned it into another book entirely.

So I decided to go indie. But, the idea of splitting it into three books stuck with me. And so I threw the whole book away—I have it on hard drive somewhere, still, but there was a ceremonious literal throwing away of the printed manuscript—and I started over.

The first book became Ruin. And now I’m up to book three (actually, a prequel novella, but we’ll say three for simplicity).

So, I know pretty much everything about this world, by now. A thousand things have changed and morphed and vanished and blossomed of their own volition during the second time through, but that’s how it is; I’m certain all the changes are for the better.

That said, I’m a pants writer. I had a destination, like way-points, so I know I can tie off all the mysteries in the series (I’m intent not to ‘LOST’ any readers with leaving hanging questions), but in terms of everyday writing, I’m free to meander.

Long term, the Ruin Saga is part of a much larger narrative called Pendulum that takes place in an extended universe. At least seven books will follow from the culmination of this saga, and many adventures await somewhere in the keyboard.

Oh yes, I plan. I scheme. I steeple my fingers and giggle in the night—all in the service of my readers, of course…

How about a sneak peek for Book Three? What can you tell us about what’s coming up next?

I’m not going to release anything from book three yet, because I’m mean and I’m teasing everyone.

No, not really. I haven’t nearly finished the first draft, yet. If any of my books ever blow people’s socks off, it’s going to be this one, so any sneak peeks are going to be squeaky clean.

But fear not! I have some material, instead, from the prequel novella I’m writing to the saga, due out at the end of August, called Frost. I’ve included the current draft of the second chapter.

Read it here.

Oooh. Tingles.

This book is a lot of fun to write, and I can’t wait to bring it to the shelves next month.

As for book three, you can expect action, and mystery, and heaping piles of weirdery. I’m stepping up the freaky stuff to high gear. People are going to die, questions are going to be answered. War is coming.

Finally, I have to mention The Happy Place because it was my favourite out of all the No Way Home stories. Any plans for more from that particular universe?

Thanks, Sandra. It’s one of the best short stories I’ve written, I think. One of those stories that just felt right. (Yes, I think so too – SWF)

I certainly am writing in that universe again. I’m working on a hard sci-fi novel called First: A Martian Novel, which takes the setup described in The Happy Place and expands the narrative across the scope of decades, chronicling the lives of the first generation of settlers.

I’ll be focusing on the psychological connotations of isolation, and the moral implications of condemning children to a life without hope of returning to earth.

It’ll be a while before it sees daylight—I have so much to write in the meantime, it’s not even funny. But will I return to The Happy Place again? Absolutely.

Thanks for taking the time, Sandra. As always, it was an absolute pleasure. If anybody wants more information, or just wants to chat, they can reach me through Facebook, Twitter, or email. I love hearing from readers and fellow writers, so don’t be afraid to get in touch!

Excerpt from Frost by Harry Manners

Barnes & Noble, 5th Avenue

The science fiction section saw a lot of loiterers, of an afternoon. Stuffed in the back corner, flanked by plate-glass windows overlooking the bustle of Manhattan and the Public Library, it was the perfect place for nerds to bed down and lose themselves in laser guns and little green men.

A few were regulars. None of the bastards ever bought anything.

Jack Shannon criss-crossed the aisles every now and then and cleared out the ones who were getting too comfortable, but for the most part he’d given up. He’d spent his teens haunting shelves of Asimov and Atwood himself.

He’d worked the afternoon-shift Tuesday through Thursday for over a year, now. He worked nights at a dive bar the rest of the week, so he spent most of the time in exhausted misery, but being a bookseller was a good deal.

He loved the smell of books, the tactile feel of them between his fingers–the glue, the binding, the sheer scale of thoughts and tales and characters that populated their shelves. There was no better hangover cure than hunting down some obscure half-remembered title for an old biddy who, ‘was sure it had a green cover, and that the author’s name began with a J… or was it an F?

So he didn’t save any lives, but it gave him a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Manhattan was the perfect place to work in books. There was always something going on.

Jack jerked as a sharp snap rang out beside his ear. He’d been dozing with his elbow on the counter, staring at a young girl crouched in the far corner with her head in a copy of The Wizard of Earthsea. “Huh?”

Mr Schleider took a thick hardback away from his ear and leaned in close. “Get rid of the geeks, we’ve got incoming,” he muttered. He eyed the girl, and his lip curled. “That loser’s been here over two hours. I want her gone.”

Jack straightened, clearing his throat. “I usually give them three before I turn them out. I think she’s going to pick up the trilogy.”

“She’s a browser if I ever saw one.”

“She’ll buy. My nose says so.”

“I don’t care if she’s planning on buying the whole section. While you and your nose have been daydreaming up here, the rest of us have been setting up for the Peter Knight signing. He’ll be here in two hours–there won’t be room to turn your head in here, soon as we put the signs out. Clear out the chaff, and put your best smile on. Grab a coffee, while you’re at it. You look like crap.”

Jack swallowed the urge to defend his fellow nerds’ honour, and set off for the shelves. “Yes, sir.”

He’d been planning to ask Earthsea girl to dinner. He was a sucker for gawky glasses.

Why do we have to dress up every time some best-seller blunders in? I met Knight last fall. He wouldn’t even let me get a picture with him. Asshole.

Sighing, he made for the back of the store. He was so wrapped up in bitter thoughts that at first he didn’t notice that some of the shelves had frozen solid.

Even when he noticed, his legs carried him onward for a few more moments. His eyes registered the icicles spreading, hopping from one spine to another, emitting puffs of diffuse white mist as they went. Spreading out from the paranormal fantasy section–

No shit, a distant part of Jack’s mind jabbed.

–it blossomed into inch-thick sheet ice in a handful of moments. By the time the first of the readers noticed, a low rumbling noise had faded into audibility from the ether, and from somewhere—everywhere—an ethereal blue light was throbbing, periodically emerging from and retreating behind the world of true form.

Jack’s mind simply blanked out, unable to process. He just kept walking. A small part of him even went so far as to continue sulking that he was going without a date tonight.

Then Earthsea girl screamed, scrabbling away from the shelves with a look of blank, unbelieving disgust written onto her face as she scurried into Jack’s heels and wrapped her arms around his legs.

“What the—?” Mr Schneider bawled from afar. He sounded a million miles away.

Jack blinked at the girl at his feet, then looked back to the icy shelves, which now twinkled like Central Park at Christmas, having by now turned a snowy white, even the floor. The mist was billowing up from the many volumes now, pooling against the ceiling and spreading downwards, showering the entire upper floor with stage-show drama.

“Oh,” Jack said finally. That was all he could muster.

It was funny what you learned about yourself in times of crisis. Apparently, Jack was the kind of person who looked at a book-store turning into a slab of ice, pulsing with electric blue light, and said, ‘Oh’.

The rumble was unmistakable now, and the whole upper floor paused, open-mouthed. Dozens of books thumped to the floor, dropped from limp hands. The stunned unified gape lasted for around ten full, long seconds, seconds that could have been hours.

Then Jack felt it snap like twine under tension cut with scissors, and the panic arrived in earnest.

The world seemed to spool up into furious action in the time it took him to reach down and wrench Earthsea girl up by her elbow. Screams rang out from all directions, coupled with the sound of tumbling shelves and the clatter of scrambling limbs. People downstairs joined in moments later as the stairways filled with wailing customers and staff. Somebody screamed ‘bomb!‘, another cried ‘terrorists!’. The fire alarm tripped, but it was barely audible over the shouting. And a moment later, even the alarm was blanketed by the all-consuming rumbling that build from nowhere, and yet from all directions, and the blue throbbing light began pulsing faster before Jack’s eyes, blinding and yet without source.

All the while, the icicles continued to spread.

“Come on, we have to get out of here,” he yelled.

But Earthsea girl didn’t seem to hear him, china white and limp in his grasp, her gaze fixed on blossoming insanity.

His feet seemed intent on running, tensing to turn, but he gripped the girl her anew with a grunt of frustration, and started hauling her back towards the escalators. “If I die because of you, our date is off!”

Half blinded by the blue light pulsing every other moment, he watched Mr Schneider hesitate at the top of the stairs, catch his eye, then shake his head and vanish downstairs with a grunt.

Fucker.

“Ma said I should’a stuck with the therapy,” Earthsea girl said distantly.

“Move your ass!” he bellowed in her ear.

The viciousness of his voice seemed to reach her, and her eyes cleared. She glanced at him and then the spreading ice, now only a few feet away from them, a white carpet flowering with knee-high crystals, crawling towards them like waves climbing a beach.

An unfeminine, guttural moan escaped her and she stiffened in his grasp. “Oh man!”

Before he could react she scrambled from his grasp and ran bawling for the top of the stairs, leaving him momentarily stunned, gripping thin air.

“Oh,” he said, blinking stupidly.

That’s all I got. Funky blue lights and creeping icicles, and all I’ve got in me is, ‘Oh’.

It was hard to see the spreading ice through the mist, now, and it descended down over his shoulders and enveloped him. The store vanished from sight and panic bubbled up in his stomach at the thought of that ice spreading, unseen, towards him. Tumbling onto his hands and knees, he scrambled back towards the escalators, praying the ice didn’t catch him. The rumble in the air was now deafening, a wailing honk that hurt his ears and pressed in on his skin with physical force.

It reached a crescendo, and the blue light throbbed with a final, blinding flash. With a concussive force that seemed to unzip the air, something exploded in the paranormal section.

The mist blew against the walls, the carpet of icicles vaporising in a heaving puff, and Jack was blown clear across the store, tumbling end over end in a rain of paperbacks.

God, it’s a bomb, it’s a bomb, it’s a bomb! he thought, hurtling into the biography shelves, cowering as a shower of books cascaded down onto his head.

He was a mere ten feet from the escalator, and now he could see the last of the people downstairs bursting, screaming, into the streets. Mr Schneider stood at the base of the escalator, his eyes wild and his body frozen in mid-flight.

“Come on, Jack!” he cried. He tensed as though making to scale the steps, then hesitated again, and turned back on his heels.

Double fucker.

Jack was on the verge of getting to his feet when he caught movement in his peripheral vision, over by the paranormal section. Half the shelves were gone, blown to splinters by the force of the explosion. The carpet of ice had thrust up in a halo around the epicentre in a fringe of spiky stalagmites, two-feet-high and throbbing that same ethereal blue.

Striding from the chaos was a bearded man dressed in crimson. Trailing off his shoulders were rivulet of that selfsame mist, shadowing his swaggering advance over the splintered shelves.

Jack gasped as a blast of cold unlike anything he’d ever felt stole into his bones–something no Arctic blizzard could muster.

The cold of somewhere else, muttered a distant part of Jack’s mind.

Where did that come from? He didn’t know, but he did know the inner voice spoke the truth.

Half paralysed and in spasm from shock and pain, he rolled behind the nearest shard of ice. Too late. Before he could come to a stop, the man in crimson was standing over him.

His eyes twinkled a fiery oxblood–actually seemed to undulate with conflagration behind his pupils.

“Ahoy hoy,” he said, a gargling, thick lilt, the accent almost Scottish, yet also distinctly not.

Jack could only blink in reply. “Hi.”

The newcomer tongued the inside of his lip, scanning the room, and drew a deep sigh. “Listen, this is going to get crazy real fast, but I need a hand. You feel like going for a bowl of crazy?”

Jack swallowed. A dull throbbing in his fingers bubbled up as the intense cold ebbed. He had gripped the icicle hard enough to cut into his palms.

The men glanced at the bloodied ice. “Yello!” He clicked his fingers in front of Jack’s eyes. “Stay with me. Have the others been taken yet? Where is Harper? Speak!”

“I–” Jack swallowed.

The man rolled his eyes. “A dribbler. Typical. Never mind, laddie, you can tell me on the way.” Without hesitation he gripped Jack’s collar and tore him up from the ground with inhuman strength, and proceeded to drag him toward the emergency escape. “Honestly, you people are so fragile. One whiff of the real world and you roll over like bloody punch-drunk donkeys.”

Jack could only utter a wordless squawk, his heels dragging over the threshold, leaving the frozen shattered book-store amidst a hail of settling snowflakes and shredded paper.

The entire episode happened in under a minute.

Jack’s mind roiled and his hands bled, but everything around him seemed fuzzy, unreal. It was beyond reckoning, beyond madness.

The back of Jack’s mind spat feebly, I only had an hour left on my shift.

The crimson traveller laughed. “I know, mate, it’s bloody loony. Don’t worry, you get used to it… eventually,” he cried, hurtling along the escape passage.

He read my mind.

Jack bounced along in his wake, bouncing off concrete and scraping his cheek.

This can’t happen. I have plans!… It’s Mexican night, he thought miserably.

The Shepherd’s Crown

***Here be spoilers. Consider ye self warned. And also me being maudlin***

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Reading the newest Terry Pratchett has always been something of a ritual for me. He’s my favourite author and getting to hold a new Pratchett book in my hand was always an wonderful mix of happiness, anticipation and satisfaction.

I have a terrible long-term memory. I only remember the big things, but I remember my first read of Pratchett books. Maybe because I usually do it the same way. I drink coffee with them, and eat crisps. I take time out for pure enjoyment and selfish unadulterated me-time.

Reading The Shepherd’s Crown was an extraordinarily emotional experience. I had my usual first Pratchett of the year feelings, plus that knowledge that it was the last time I’d do it. After I turned the final page, I’d never again hold an unread Terry Pratchett in my hand.

Maybe for the non-Pratchett fans, this may seem a bit over-emotional, but the Pratchett fans will understand. He was comfort reading. Whenever I’m miserable, I read a bit of Pratchett to lose myself in something special, and it always works. Terry Pratchett was a huge influence on me. Not just my writing, but also the way I think. His stories represent everything that makes literature a force for good in the world.

The Shepherd’s Crown was an odd book in many ways. It made me cry for one thing. The book deals with the aftermath of Granny Weatherwax’s death. She dies quietly in her sleep and it is done perfectly. And like every fictional character we love, I grieved for her. And grieved some more because she was real in every way that matters. And of course, it’s hard not to draw parallels with Sir Terry’s death and be reminded at every turn, that he is gone. Except that while Granny died of old age at the end of a long life, Sir Terry went far too soon.

But after Granny’s death, the book takes an odd turn. It had so many of my favourite characters, including Tiffany Aching who I love, but it was missing something. There’s a note at the end of the book that explains Sir Terry’s writing process which was to tell himself the story and then fix and fiddle until it had to be pried from his hands by his publishers. And this is where it was different. It lacked the polish of his previous books, and that made me grieve more, because of what it should have been. I don’t know how much was his writing, and how much was his editing team but the second half lacked spark and bite. I feel guilty writing this because it feels like I’m criticising. I’m not. I’m grieving for a man I never met, who by the rights of everything that is good in the world, should have had more time.

It’s left me feeling maudlin and miserable and in need of comfort reading. Except that’s not going to help today.

RIP Sir Terry and thank you. I owe you so much.

pratchett

 

So…gishwhes…

gishwhes

So I signed up to gishwhes this year, pretty much on a whim and without any planning aforethought. For those of you who don’t know, gishwhes is short for The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen and it is seriously awesome!

The hunt takes place over a week at the beginning of August. Teams are limited to fifteen people and this year there was a list of over 200 items to complete. Some are almost impossible, others just plain ridiculous. All are fun.

Item 35: Design a device that would allow a five ounce swallow to carry a one pound coconut. SF note: I’m really proud of this one. Click on the pic to see a bigger version.

AnotherSwallowCoconut

I mention the lack of planning aforethought because while all items were enormous fun, they also took time and gishwhes just happened to take place on the same week that I started a new job and had writing group commitments in the evening, leaving me to mostly complete my tasks late into the night.

Next year, I’m planning on taking the week off and doing it properly!

Item 165: WILLIAM SHATNER ITEM – Carrie Fisher is known for her portrayal of Princess Leia in Star Wars. Her memorable hairstyle was often called the Princess Leia Bun. Bake a portrait of Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in bread.

Leia bread Team Impala Rock Fans

 

There I was in my kitchen alone late at night, everyone else asleep or out,  busy rolling out dough and trying to make it look like Princess Leia. I had a very strange sense of: what the hell am I doing? And the odd thing, is that because of the internationalness of it,  I knew that even though I was doing it all alone in the middle of the night, all over the world total strangers were doing the exact same weirdness.

Item 34: How do you do it? Everyone on your team has such beautiful mustaches? Do you have some sort of hair growth cream you slather on or pills you all take? Let’s see a grid photo of everyone on your team that features your mustaches prominently. SF Note: mustache made out of kale? This is without doubt the most hipster thing I have ever done, and may ever do (until next year’s gishwhes of course)

gishwhesmustache

Like I said, lack of planning, and I didn’t know anyone else who even knew about it, so instead of forming my own team, I was assigned one. One of the great things about Gishwhes is that it is international. People from all over the world take part. We created a facebook group to organise the items and I got to meet some lovely and wonderfully creative people.  My team were mostly young Americans (with a couple of exceptions) and I think I was pretty much oldest in the group by a long chalk. Shout out to Team ImpalaRockFans for being wonderful!

 

Unfortunately, my team submission list on gishwhes has disappeared so I don’t have everyone else’s items (and there were some incredible ones), but it’s worth a google to find what people have done generally because gishwhes is really is a tower of super awesome creativeness.

IMAGE. Where in the world was this selfie taken? Find ONE of the places on the linked page and duplicate the selfie from exactly where they might have been standing: http://officialgishwhes.tumblr.com/boogiewoogie. This is a location-based item: you must find the exact location. You can’t use a location that looks similar. You can copy the selfie taker’s pose if you wish or do something completely weird and different, but you should have the exact same camera angle.

SF note: this one was a little awkward. I happened to know exactly where it was but there were a lot of  tourists with kids trying to take pictures, I had sun on my phone and really struggled to get the right angle. I may have looked a little odd, but that is at least 70% the point of gishwhes.

Shaun the sheep

Because of said lack of aforeplanning, many of the items (for me at least) had to be made with whatever I had to hand or could get from the local supermarket. This was good, but I did have to rush a little sometimes.

My five-year-old absolutely loved getting involved, and while his enthusiasm was wonderful, it didn’t always help. Like when he blew on my salt-and-pepper portrait of Ironman ( which I then needed to ‘fix’ and it ended up with an odd neck/jaw concertina thing). He then burst into tears at the suggestion that we may need to vaccuum it up once done, instead of leaving it on the dining room table forever. (It may have been a little past his bedtime).

Let’s see a portrait of Robert Downey, Jr. or Ironman made entirely of salt and pepper. Tweet it to him (@robertdowneyjr) with @gishwhes in the tweet. SUBMIT a link to the image to us, NOT a link to an image of the tweet – but you must tweet it to him for your image to count.

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Winners of gishwhes get to go on holiday somewhere fun with Misha Collins (Castiel on Supernatural) who began Random Acts the charity that benefits from all the gishwhes insanity, but this really isn’t about winning, it’s about taking part (to use a giant but true cliche). And the spirit of that is present in the judging. Extra points are awarded for extra effort, so it’s not simply about ticking items off of a list.

Item 96: The Tooth Fairy is on strike. Invent another fairy that provides a service in your home for your children, or your dorm room/apartment for your roommates. Dress up as the fairy providing the service, and then caption the image with what you are. SFMy son told me that the most helpful fairy service would be the cupcake fairy (obviously), so here you are:

Cupcake Fairy

 

Item 57: You know how sometimes you look at your child’s weird behavior and think, “Where did you come from? You certainly didn’t come from me.” Well, after extensive DNA analysis (thanks for sending that in) we just discovered they did not, in fact, come from you. They came from the new planet that was just discovered: Earth2.0 (http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jul/23/nasa-closest-twin-to-earth-kepler-452b). They’ll behave better if you stop trying to make them human. Dress them up or convert them back into keplerians and take them to a park, playground, ice cream shop (or similar). Teenage keplerians are acceptable and even encouraged as long as they’re with their parents. Really go to town on the costumes, make-up and location for this for bonus points!

keplerian

 

And sometimes what looks the most awesome, is not necessarily the most fun. I could easily have made a more impressive alien but my son wanted to do it himself and had a great amount of fun doing it.

Item 108: VIDEO (Time lapse this down to 14 seconds.) Lay your bets, and time lapse a snail race from the starting gun to the finish line. SF: Please excuse the quality.  5yo + crappy video on my phone + zero experience in filming and editing videos = amateur hour.

Same with the snail race item. We had to make a video of a snail race and he was so enthusiastic that it really made for an odd video – moving snails into position, arguing about whether it counted when they went off track, and so on. Adult-me on my own could have made it more professional but at the expense of 99% of the fun.

So that was my contribution, here are some other super things created by the rest of the team. As I said, unfortunately I’m not sure how to capture them off gishwhes now the item list has gone (anyone?) so it’s far from a full set:

Item 92: RACHEL MINER ITEM. Make and wear a “Save The Unicorns” t-shirt and stand in a crowded public place asking people to sign a petition to “Save The Endangered Unicorns.

Item 160: Let’s see an ice, snow or sand sculpture of an SPN character.

Bobby

Item 51: Death’s funeral.  SF note: you may need to be a Supernatural fan to fully appreciate this one

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Item 172: Build a raft made entirely out of empty plastic water bottles. Float in a lake on your raft

Item 95: Show Kim Kardashian how to break the Internet.

Item 93: Contribute the recipe for ‘Dinomite’s Fluffy Bites’ to Allrecipes.com and get at least 20, 5-star reviews from people who enjoyed the recipe

dinobites

 

And finally I give you:

Item: 104  Turn your living room into a giant snow globe with fun props and falling “snow.” SF: This is not the full item, just the Christmas tree. For the non-Supernatural watchers, this is Castiel Angel of the Lord. I love this so much.

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And that’s all I can find for now.  I’ll see if I can cadge the links from the team and add them in. (And you really should come back and check because some were incredible. Yulexy’s hipster trap made me laugh out loud).

Right, so end of post.

And I hope I’ve persuaded at least a few readers to get involved next year. Because next time I am going to do it with bells on!

The Creative Apocalypse

Absolutely fascinating article from the NYT on the ‘creative apocalypse’. The idea that the internet is undermining creative industries with freebies is still going strong, but Steven Johnson makes a compelling argument that the creative people behind these industries are doing just fine — thriving in fact. It’s the big companies and conglomerates that are struggling.

I’ve been thinking about this quite a bit recently, and strongly believe we’re living through a creative revolution not a creative apocalypse. Johnson’s article completely nails the point. Anyone interested in how artists’ livelihoods have been changed by technology and the internet should give it a read.

Harold the strained metaphor

You know how sometimes late at night your brain just goes a little bit insane. Well, this is mine.

I was thinking about creative people and how some of them are utter geniuses in so many ways but struggle to function in real life. And if they could somehow just get themselves organised, they’d take over the world.

The old saying is that ‘so and so couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag’. I’m going to call this mythical ‘he’ Hepzibah because I love the name but I’ve never been able to find a character to fit it.

And Hepzibah is actually pretty awesome, because the rest of us are still stuck in our paper bags and we’d kind of like to find a way out, while creative-insane Hepzibah has realised that actually living in a paper bag is a good idea. We got into the bag for a reason (maybe there are dinosaurs out there), so she’s redesigned her paper bag so it has windows and maybe a propeller so it can fly up and away from the dinosaurs and installed a balcony so she can drink her tea with all the benefit of being outside but still having the safety of the paper bag.

Meanwhile the rest of us really need a dummies-guide to paper-bag redesign because we’re still stuck in the dark listening to the roaring outside.

That made me think about how that isn’t so much an strained metaphor, as one that was so stressed that it grew legs and ran away to join the circus and now he dresses in clown outfits and hangs from the trapeze, but he’s really an embarrassment to his family who are still conservative metaphors and every time someone asks about him, they just look away and say, ‘We don’t like to talk about Harold.’ And now Harold is something of a legend in Metaphorville, and secretly all the teenage metaphors think he’s kind of cool.

Either way it doesn’t matter, because Harold followed his dream and he is much happier now.

And I am sharing these thoughts with you because I am tired and I don’t feel like doing real work.

Gishwhes!

Gishwhes has begun! For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s the world’s biggest scavenger hunt and last year looked like a great deal of fun, so this year I signed up!

The items range from the merely odd (cover someone you love in butter and give them a hug) to virtually impossible (ride in an airplane with a giant motorboat strapped to it. Must be life size).  My son has already agreed to the butter one, so that will be… interesting.

Unfortunately, it is a competition so I can’t share pics and videos just yet but I will do when I can.

It’s not at the best time: new job next week, as well as three writing meetups but I’m enjoying doing silly stuff right now even if I won’t have time next week.

And for those of you participating, *waves*. We should have a secret handshake. Or secret internet wave. Or something! Either way, hope you’re enjoying it and looking forward to seeing what everyone does with it.

 

On reading too much

I was going to write a post about the problems that accompany reading too much, but…

Just kidding. That’s not a thing.

The only problem is real life interfering with my reading time.

That said, I did just get to the end of a 350,000+ word fan fic and found out that not only is it not finished, but it hasn’t been updated since 2012. #readerproblems

I deserve a medal. Or maybe a badge. Or something.

The fun thing about having my own website is that I can put whatever I want on it. So I would like to put in a quick woohoo! for me because I have been so stupidly busy recently. (Think 4am alarms and working a work day and then through lunch and then into the evening too).

But I have finally finished my stories, and done a bunch of other things I promised people I would do, and fuck yes! I may still have a thousand things on my to-do list, but I’ve crossed off some of the big ones. *does dance of awesomeness*

And if someone’s reading this and thinking that I still haven’t done what I promised I would. It’s either on my list or I’ve forgotten. Feel free to give me a nudge.